First, Good News! All my pictures have been saved, mommy went to the apple doctor and she put mommy’s computer in the hospital, but it’s going to recover from H2O poisoning.
There is a lot of poisoning going around, I asked mommy why London wouldn’t leave Kayenne alone. Mom said, “He has testosterone poisoning!” I guess London was trying to give it to her, because he literally was on her like a fly on sticky juice. I had to protect the little damsel in distress from this horrific disease.
Mom said I don’t have to worry about getting it, she said I’ve been inoculated against it! I do recall that horrible thing called a “cone”! Anyways, I digress, the one sure way you can tell you’ve contracted it, is if there is swelling between the legs. It can also prevent your brain from thinking and using common sense. See below:
I really felt badly for London too, by the end of the day, the swelling was all red! At first, I thought it was sunburned, but then I realized Ireland was trying to help him by biting the bulges and draining them! It didn’t work!