Shelly, My Love, I found her and almost lost her! (Mom’s fault)
I was walking the beach when I first saw her. She was gleaming, and looked as if she had been kissed by the sea. She was beautifully curved and I knew she was one of a kind. I knew then she must be mine. This lovely creature’s name is Shelly. I picked her up and told her she must at once come home with me.
Mom gathered a few of her friends so she wouldn’t be lonely. When we got home I told Shelly she could hang out with her friends, while I went hunting. Little did I know what mom would do next. Mom picked up Shelly and her friends and put them in “fresh” water. Shelly hates fresh water, and then she put them all in a single plastic container.
When I came home from hunting I heard Shelly screaming and I proceeded to rescue my magnificent Shelly. I had to search and search before I finally found her.