My Mom is a Vegan😳
Seriously, and all this time you thought I had an eating disorder! You blamed me for things like stealing chimichangas, eating blocks of cheese off my neighbors counter, grabbing bacon at grandmas and grandpas house, breaking in to my food basket, it all makes perfect sense I’m in fear she wants me to go vegan too! Look, this is what she gives me to read! What is a carnivore to do? It wouldn’t be so bad, I like vegetables too, but she makes spicy,spicy, Indian food like Kala Chana dal, and wow that stuff burns. I don’t even try to steal that anymore! Someone tell my mom I need A Porterhouse Steak!