I am on spy duty! I have top secret intel that there maybe lazy lizards lurking in the area! If they are not busy doing their job, then my big paw deals swift encouraging justice! I just don’t understand why the lizards are not moving with enthusiasm after my intervention!
I did great! My mom and I ran it in 29:05! I really thought the clock should stop for bathroom breaks, but it didn’t! I was so excited at the start of the race, I kept grabbing mom’s arm! Then Mom made me get in three doggy pools during the race, she poured water all over me so I wouldn’t get a heat stroke. I didn’t care, I just wanted to keep running! It was so much fun! There were so many people to pass, I just wanted to keep passing them, one after the other! Afterwards they served dinner, I had the chicken, it was succulent and scrumptious! OMG, I had a blast! Mom let me swim at the waters edge at the end! I told mom, we are running in the turkey trot on Thanksgiving! I’m sure I’ll get Turkey afterwards, running races sure does have a lot of perks! Wow!!! What a day!
I was going to invite my friends to dinner, but mom said that wouldn’t be nice. She said I couldn’t invite them over, put them on “stay” command, and tell them to watch me eat. Of course I wouldn’t share, all my friends know I don’t share food. I just really wanted them to smell how fabulous my cooking is…..mom spoiled my Friday night again.
My favorite thing in the whole world is to race my mom! PS I always win!