The World from the Eyes of a Vizsla

Posts tagged “attention seeking


Mom told me I needed therapy tonight! She said my obsession with food is controlling my life! I don’t understand why she’s so upset! It’s not like she found me lying on the table waiting for dinner, it’s just that I was curious and then I got sleepy, that’s all, there’s a difference you know!

Ps I’m not going to therapy, I’ll just have to lie on a couch and discuss my feelings, I mean really, what’s the difference, a couch… A table? I’m trying to tell Mom she’s just working too much!