I had plans to ask squirrel to my Inaugural Cape Haze Dance Night! Squirrel was looking so tasty, I meant beautiful sitting in the tree.
Squirrel, let me bow before you, and ask for your paw in this dance on this fine evening.
I’ll show you how well I can twirl…I’ll spin you on the dance floor, and toss you up, catch you in my mouth! We shall have such fun. They will ask us to be on Dancing with the Stars! I even have a flower for you.
Squirrel, I promise you…I am a vegan like my mother! And no I’m not licking my chops while looking at you…what gave you that idea! Please come dance with me.