I don’t get it, I show mom clearly where the squirrel is, and what does she do? She shoots me with the camera! She is supposed to shoot the squirrel and let me retrieve it! Will someone please take her to obedience class, because she’s not behaving properly!
Ps I still love her lots, and can’t stand to be apart from her for a minute! So make sure I get to go to 🙂
I had plans to ask squirrel to my Inaugural Cape Haze Dance Night! Squirrel was looking so tasty, I meant beautiful sitting in the tree.
Squirrel, let me bow before you, and ask for your paw in this dance on this fine evening.
I’ll show you how well I can twirl…I’ll spin you on the dance floor, and toss you up, catch you in my mouth! We shall have such fun. They will ask us to be on Dancing with the Stars! I even have a flower for you.
Squirrel, I promise you…I am a vegan like my mother! And no I’m not licking my chops while looking at you…what gave you that idea! Please come dance with me.
By the way to those of you not up to my Latin vocabulary…Edo Edi Essum meant eating.
Edo Edi Essum…It seems like a dream….I really, really am hungry..
Please deliver unto me, thy squirrel. Let me chase him through thy pasture, guide and direct me on my hunt. For I am eager and hungry for thy bountiful treasures… sweet succulent squirrels.